Author: lauren

Greg, my employer told me a story early Monday morning about abstract art. He described a trip he took with the girls to the Weisman Art Museum. One of the pieces was a bean bag, and Izzi was excited to see it. She was also excited to run over and jump on it, because let’s face it, that’s what makes a bean bag awesome. Greg did a great imitation of his own reaction, waving his arms and shouting “Izzi don’t! It’s art!”

What makes a bean bag art, exactly? This and similar questions have sloshed around in my head this weekend after my cute husband took me to the Walker Art Center for our first date night of the year. I try very hard to keep an open mind, but my husband and I both found that our appreciation for what he casually terms “weird art” is somewhat limited. There are many, many, abstract pieces that I really enjoy and could stare at for a long time. But an architectural piece that appeared to be an empty room, a metal pipe leaning against a piece of black construction paper that hung on the wall with thumbtacks, a photograph of a disemboweled dog, these can grate on me after a while.

The strange thing is, I’m a big fan of expanding the definition of art. I plan Women’s Creativity Nights every couple of months (the next one is February 20th, and you should be there if you’re female), and at these events I try to challenge and encourage women to show off anything that they’ve created. Over the last year I’ve been delighted to see the creations of many women who’ve told me point blank that they’re not artistic at all. Seeing that creativity emerge is not just for their benefit either. In fact, I’d say that my motives are almost entirely selfish. I want to see all the creativity in all the people around me coming out and blooming, no matter how it looks once it’s out. I’ve never had the tiniest bit of trouble appreciating anything that those women have brought into my house.

So what’s the difference here? Is it merely the human contact? I wonder this sometimes when I walk into a gallery that feels frustrating. If I knew the artists, if they were here describing their process and their dreams, would it make the art come alive for me?  Maybe it’s possible to expand not only my definition of art, but my love for the hearts that created it, such that I could feel that for artists that I’ll never meet. I wonder.

Okay, so here’s why I didn’t want to start a blog. Let’s start with the constant, and now sadly ubiquitous state of busy-ness. And no, I will not be apologizing for that. If I can fill my life to the brim with poetry, music, literature, recovering drug addicts and rescued prostitutes, not to mention a husband who’s possibly cuter than an actual button, I will die a happy woman. Even if I never have any extra time. But more importantly, blogs can be so heartily boring. They so easily become self-centered, navel-peering nonsense. But I do like to write, and I do love a challenge.

Today I was making those poofy things that go on the top of hats. I can’t remember what those things are called, so it’s a good thing that I already know how to make them. I made two of them this evening while watching Julie and Julia with the aforementioned cute husband. As a side note, that movie really is delightful. This should not surprise you, because it was written by Norah Ephron, whom I can’t help but adore, even when one of my favorite pieces of hers (Heartburn), could only be purchased in a bright pink cover. I’ll forgive her that, because both of my poofy things were also a very cheerful color of pink.

I make hats to order, so I don’t get to choose the colors, and I think that is a very good thing. I have discovered so many colors that can be really fantastic which I never would have tried if I was left to my own devices. This year seems to be the break-out year for my crocheted hats, scarves, and mittens, which are being ordered by the bundle-full to help prevent AIDS in Africa. As I tell the little girls I nanny for, “people pay me to make these hats, and then I use the money to buy medicine for little kids in Africa so they don’t get a really bad disease.” The girls, being quite concerned about the little kids in Africa, proceeded to ask me if they have shots in Africa, if they have doctors in Africa, but most importantly, if they have band-aids in Africa. I assured them that they do.

Here are my hopes and goals from last year. I like to review a little bit and just see how these things are panning out.

1. I would like to find a publisher for my female casanova book this year.
This did not happen, and it took me most of the year to come to peace with this fact. I have accomplished a lot towards my writing career this year, doing spoken word at several venues, working on name-recognition, widening my sphere of influence, and generally getting my work out there and appreciated. That’s been a lot of fun.

2. I would like to get pregnant before the end of the year.
Also did not happen, but rest assured, we are working on it.

3. I want to take a vacation with my husband. Not a whirlwind trip to visit relatives and sleep on various couches, but a romantic vacation to somewhere beautiful and relaxing.
This did happen. Ben and I took a fantastic vacation for our fifth anniversary. We went to the Vineyard National Conference in Galveston which was a rocking awesome time, and then took a week-long cruise to Jamaica and the Grand Cayman. It was totally great, relaxing, and romantic.

4. I’d like to get a draft out of my next book.
I did also accomplish this, and I am super excited about this book now. I know I always say this, but I think it’s far better than anything I’ve ever written, and I’ve heard confirmations of that from people who’ve read this and other things I’ve written. Here’s to hoping it’s fate is also different than the others.

5. I would like to lose 20 pounds for real.
I did lose 20 pounds, and kept it off all year. Ben has lost about three times as much weight, and we’re still working on exercising regularly and eating healthy despite our busy lives.

So, three out of five isn’t so bad, I think. Appropriate to the general feeling of my 2009, which was consistently both hideous and glorious. My new year stuff are not exactly goals, they’re more like hopes that I can help with a bit.

1. I would like to finish the book I’m working on, and possibly do a draft of my next project.

2. I would like to get pregnant this year.

3. I have several goals all related to handling my schedule a bit better. If I successfully implement all of them, it might result in the ultimate hope of having some margin in my life.
a) Take a sabbath, which will be at the least a half day every week where I am free from the constant need to be productive. Since I’m an introvert, this will probably also consist of some alone time.
b) Make a date night a priority again. VLI students and graduates, laugh if you must. I am a determined little person and I like my husband a lot.
c) Keep to a 40 hour work week between my nanny job and my writing. This will serve both to keep me accountable to working consistently on whatever writing project I have going, and let me know when it is okay to stop working on whatever writing project I have going.
d) Make no more and no less than one appointment to connect with someone every week. I love to say, “let’s have coffee some time!”, but I need to be more realistic in my planning.

4. I want to work out three times a week. I tend to have a few months in every year where I work out 5-7 times a week, and then not at all the rest of the time. I’d like to even that out a bit.

5. I would like to get published this year. It would be pretty rocking awesome if the book I’m working on now would be my breakthrough book, we’ll see how that goes.

So there they are, my big hopes for the coming year. Here’s hoping that your 2010 is fantastic and full of fun God stuff.

So someone tried to get into our house again today. I was making calls for Breaking Free when I heard someone jiggle our front door knob, and when I looked towards the door, I saw a black guy looking in our side window. This is the second time in a couple months that I’ve seen people looking in our windows while I’m home, and last time I went outside and asked the guy what he was doing. As some of you know, last year we were burglarized twice and thousands of dollars worth of stuff was stolen both times. Our former roommate’s car was broken into while she was parked outside the garage at the back of the house, and I’ve lost two bicycles since we’ve lived in this house. I feel like we are being attacked, because we are being attacked, and not be demons. Our property and living space is being violated by strangers, and knowing that they’re poking around our doors and windows, waiting for an opportunity to get in again makes me feel like we’re under siege.

My first reaction is to run, to get out of a neighborhood where we’re clearly not welcome, where we’re being victimized by crime, where young black men are looking in my windows, testing the strength of my doors, and stealing change out of my piggy bank. If I can’t run, I’ll fortify. Get stronger locks, stronger doors, refuse to be in the house alone, get a dog, cling to my strong husband for protection. I want the cops to get those people, to fix the problem of crime in my neighborhood, I want to make them targets so they can end up in jail where they belong.

But then i think, are any of those things going to fix the problem? And isn’t the real problem racial inequality, inner-city education, poverty, and drugs? Will bringing more guns and more power to control into this situation really make it better? And perhaps more important even than that, for serious, what the hell would Jesus do? And I think, while I am experiencing crime and violence and enmity from these people, what do they experience from me? On a basic human level I feel that the right to be left alone is real, but it might not be enough. As long as the only contact I have with these young men is through the proxy of police with guns and the threat of jail, there will always be crime and violence in my neighborhood. As much as it doesn’t make any sense at all, we know that the only way to end the cycle is with forgiveness.

What does that look like? I think for me in this situation, at least part of it looks like interacting with people in my neighborhood who scare me, who look different than me, who might have riffled through my closet. It looks like approaching them personally, not through an armed proxy. It might look like inviting my neighbors into my home, or at least into my yard, and letting them know that I think they are worth knowing. It might look like getting to know the children on my block and telling them that they are valuable and capable of great things. It might look like putting up a note of forgiveness and love for the offenders, instead of a poster with their physical description and warning that they’re dangerous. It looks like maybe behaving like my safety comes from God, not from my security system, my steel doors, or my police department. Behaving as if I am safe even knowing that something bad might happen. It looks downright stupid and backwards, which is kind of how I know I’m on the right track.

Discussion on this is welcome, and prayers are greatly appreciated.

It frustrates and saddens me when some Christians talk about evangelism, the mission field, and emotional health, they point to the internet, cell phones, and specifically facebook and twitter as obstacles to be overcome. Sometimes it is not explicitly stated, a pastor will simply list a bunch of statistics about facebook being the third largest country in the world and 10 million texts being sent every hour, and then say “and in this world, we are challenged to reach out to people.” I feel that implies that the statistics are a challenge laid before us, even if it’s not said so outright. In other cases, speakers are not so subtle. I have heard Christians suggest that we all smash our cell phones so we can be more effective evangelists, or write that we will never have true community unless we abandon “false” relationships online.

The reason I find all this so frustrating is because I have found facebook, twitter, and texting to be awesome tools for connecting with people, expanding my sphere of influence, and being more effective in my ministry.

Ben and I have found that most of the people who attend our small group prefer facebook to e-mail and texting to phone calls. Although this has forced us to adjust our mindset slightly, we can get more of the people we care about to show up and participate if we connect with them through a medium they prefer. Is there a problem with this?

In the last ten years I have lived in three different states. In all of those states I befriended people who are passionate followers of Jesus and have pursued ministries in any number of areas. Right now I have friends in California, Illinois, Minnesota, Wyoming, Missouri, Washington D.C., Massachusetts, Washington State, Georgia, Louisiana, Tennesee, Iowa, England, Germany…you get the picture. Without facebook and twitter I would not be able to keep up with all of these friends with any kind of consistency and participate in ministry and my vocation with any kind of effectiveness. It is because of these tools that I can efficiently connect with all kinds of people over a staggering geographic range with a couple of keystrokes. I can let them all know what is going on in my life at one time, and read about what’s going on in their lives through status updates, blogs, and even photographs all in one place. I don’t see how that is false relationship, because there are real human beings on both ends of it.

I will go on to say that facebook in no way has replaced face-to-face contact or phone conversations with people I love. But even those contacts are augmented by online networking tools. When I speak to a friend for the first time in a couple months, I can already know the major events of their lives and get to the heart of what they’re going through and excited about.

Furthermore, I have found that people I would never have thought of sharing with really care about what’s going on in my life. When the woman who’s making coffee for Sunday morning church says, “Hey, Lauren! I heard about that agent who’s looking at your manuscript, congratulations! I’m praying for you,” I am aware in a new way that she cares about me even though we haven’t had a ton of face-to-face, in-depth contact. This opens up new relationships to me, which I consider invaluable.

As I writer, even without a lot (or any) success in the publishing industry, I can write a story or poem that is close to my heart and with one click send it out to all the locations mentioned above. Hundreds of people can read it and hopefully benefit from it’s message. In a world where getting my work in print is more difficult than ever, God is still using the gifts he’s put in me to have an effect on the culture I live in.

The events feature on facebook has allowed me to expand my ability to invite to hundreds of people, just locally to events and outreach opportunities. Try getting on my profile right now and check out the group of over 200 people who are praying for my friend Josh’s eyes to be healed. I’ve been able to leverage the size of that sphere of influence to help bolster organizations like Breaking Free, World Vision, and Discover the Journey. We can more efficiently collaborate with people across the globe about the best ways to provide clean water to poor countries, to spread awareness about human trafficking and extreme poverty, and yes, even to spread the message of Jesus to every tribe and tongue.

This blog is not meant to tear anyone down or make anyone feel guilty or uncomfortable. No, my hope is that this blog will excite you about the myriad of opportunities to connect with people in meaningful ways, to spur each other on to good works, to combine our efforts to have a greater effect on the world, and to enhance our flesh and blood relationships. We should be riding this incredible wave, taking advantage of the awesome opportunities that God has provided for us to change our world for the better. Let us not be afraid of what is new and unfamiliar, let us not cower in fear that what is different from our experience will end in madness and destruction. Let us not be afraid, because we know that God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but gave us courage, love, and a sound mind.

“It was inevitable that she should accept any inconsistency and cruelty from her deity as all good worshippers do from theirs. All gods who receive homage are cruel. All gods dispense suffering without reason. otherwise the would not be worshipped. Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear and fear is the most divine emotion. it is the stones for altars and the beginning of wisdom. Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.”

– Zora Neale Hurston

Thoughts on this?

I want to write something beautiful and tender. Something far, far away from here. Because if I wrote something beautiful, something delicate and lovely, that would be reason enough, wouldn’t it? All my plans come out so clunky, so stuttered and jerky. Like mining granite from the earth, hauling up huge chunks of stone, hoping that they’ll eventually amount to something. When what I meant to do was to stain glass, to tint the warmth of the sun.

Deep within, away from agents, away from editors, away from the grinding futility of life as an artist, I have a vision. The scope widens, and I see myself sitting beside you, happily creating because I want to be like you. I see your smile as I proudly present my work, like the smeared finger-paintings of children. But they are lovely to you, aren’t they? Wouldn’t you put them on the fridge and talk about my brilliance, my potential? Perhaps the finger-paintings of heaven are glorious enough for earth.

I see myself always, like I have so often tried to do, performing to an audience of one; dancing, singing, playing, acting, writing, just for you, just for my greatest friend. For a moment, at least, I think I could be content here with you, creating out of devotion and love for you, feeling the return of your pleasure, taking strength in your joy.

But fear creeps in, overcasting my sunny moment. My hard, gritty desire for success, for respect, for being taken seriously by a world that mocks my ambition. My rebellious drive to laugh at the snide commentators, scoffing that “there’s no money in art, my dear.” My chilly, sinking despair as I watch another great work which I have given my heart’s blood to sits innocuously in my documents folder, gets backed up on the server, and is slowly buried by the shards of unfinished projects.

You told me, you told me to define success as obedience, to leave the world’s response in your hands. The little girl inside cries out to you, begging that in your glory and splendor you recall that I have to live here still, that the world grates against that simplicity. The cynic within says that your hands seem rather idle at the moment. My reason asks with a hint of desperation, “if success is doing as you ask, are you asking me to write?”

So I’m kind of a downward slope in my life at the moment. Today is looking up because I am conscious, and sitting up. I thought I’d post, because misery loves company and I’m all alone for the second day in a row.

So here are some things that have happened in the last few months. Out of the list of people that I pray for to be healed, four have died. Including one woman that I had a prophetic dream about being healed. I lost my agent and wasn’t told about it. I entered a novel contest, wasted an entire day waiting to hear about the first cut because they didn’t let me know until 4am the day after they were supposed to, and I didn’t make it. I had a less than fabulous trip out to see my family, which opened up more emotional issues than I was really counting on. Realizing that all this was leading me into a looming depression, I decided to start asking people that I know are great prayer warriors to pray for me. Two did, and this led to two very compassionate but numbing experiences. I did find that my tae bo workouts made me feel better, and then promptly came down with a horrible cough the next day.

My husband pointed out to me the other day that I don’t really like it when people try and buck me up after I’ve received some bad news. And it’s weird, but I really don’t. On reflection, I feel this might be a result of being raised in a “put on a happy face” environment, but if something sucks I’d prefer if people just admit that it sucks. I also believe that it is truly mean to be angry with someone who is genuinely trying to make you feel better, so I try to be nice. I will say that when something good happens, everyone credits God with making it happen, and when it falls flat everyone says that God has something better in mind. In a situation like mine, this ends up making God sound somewhat schizophrenic after a while. I do truly appreciate it when my friends and family reassure me that they believe in me and that eventually I will make it as an author. When my friends are struggling with their faith, I tell them that they can lean on the faith of others. I tell them the story of the four friends who brought the paralytic to Jesus, and it was the faith of the friends that inspired Jesus to forgive the paralytic and then heal him. So now, I’m trying to take some of my own advice.

And I know I’m supposed to bring this to some kind of neat and insightful conclusion, but it’s just not that kind of day.